December 2009
167 posts
Diddy, you sweet thing you.
“Diddy is generously providing free transportation for New Year’s Eve party-goers in both New York and Las Vegas! The rapper will have thousands of subway passes and taxi vouchers distributed in NYC and Vegas as part of the Safe Rides program he launched last year. Cards will be given to adults between 8pm and 11pm on New Year’s Eve with up to $15 in cab fare and a one-way subway...
Anthea
yourrushmore:
thefreeunabridged:
I think you might see this before you get a chance to call, but I hope you are feeling better and we can laugh and laugh later about a whole slew of things. You know, take the negatives and turn them into hilarious positives. Deal? Ho’kay we can even make the Hulk drink if you’re feeling about ready to Hulk out.
tooooo late. failed this one. helllloooooo box...
Anthea
I think you might see this before you get a chance to call, but I hope you are feeling better and we can laugh and laugh later about a whole slew of things. You know, take the negatives and turn them into hilarious positives. Deal? Ho’kay we can even make the Hulk drink if you’re feeling about ready to Hulk out.
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
piemakerwillie:
kinseyamatthews:
kevinmitchell:
fauxbias:
FUCK YOU, I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT
Yes, you can say whatever you want. Do you want a cookie? Does using a term that carries with it connotations of such hatred make you happy? Do you think it’s cool?
Multiple generations of a people were made to feel worthless and inferior by a word that was used to ridicule them. Some of them were...
Okay you're a goon, but what's a goon to a goblin?
naaathin’ naathin’ you aint’ scarin naaathin’
oh no
I legitimately just forgot how old I am. I couldn’t remember if I had just turned 19 or 20 I had to count the years, it was actually kind of scary. I make fun of my mom because she always forgets how old she is, but apparently it’s not that hard. Oy.
But the good news is I am in fact still, happily, 19 years of age.
Is it weird that I have no interest in turning 21? That I would...
“He ran and told our mother who then bolted upstairs in her muumuu and scream,...”
“It’s why I wear a lot of makeup and fake eyelashes today: I know...”
– haha, oh Kathy.
Dave’s mom just said “shweaty balls”. it IS a Merry Christmas
Holiday stress
is now coming down on me. I don’t have nearly enough money to buy all the presents I would like to buy everyone. Bah Humbug!
